Lord Bonkers' Diary: Rutland's nuclear deterrent

Today noble Bonkers shares some insights on subatomic physics.FridayClegg, I read in the Manchester Guardian, has affirmed that a Liberal Democrat administration (and it can be only a matter of months before we have one) will not renew Trident.Good for him. I have long believed that Britain simply can't afford an independent nuclear deterrent; it costs consequently much that we might as well drop flaming bales of £50 notes winning our enemies.Here in Rutland we have, of course, never had nuclear weapons (we did try splitting atoms but establish them terribly fiddly), but have on occasion establish it useful to give the impression that we do. At era of global crisis, the Rutland Water Monster is asked to wear a cardboard conning tower consequently that she resembles a submarine. The effect is strikingly realistic and quite enough to trick any passing Zeppelin.Previously on noble Bonkers' DiaryMonday: Sense on MPs' expensesTuesday: David Boyle - a star is bornWednesday: The Corby trouser pressThursday: The inkwells of Rutland
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