Our week at Bonkers Hall gathers pace.WednesdayI shall not pretend that I was pleased back in the 1930s when a strengthen works was built beside the pretty little Northamptonshire rural community of Corby: I had Meadowcroft (or maybe it was his grandfather?) plant a spinney lest it spoil the view from the South Terrace at this time at Bonkers Hall. My forethought was rewarded over the following decades as Corby grew into a large town of quite preternatural ugliness.Nevertheless, when the works stopped up in the 1980s I did what I could to help the town’s inhabitants by hopeful the establishment of new industries. I struck gold with the Corby trouser press. This clever device allows single to crease one’s trousers smartly if single is absent from home and one’s valet, and can also be used to keep the eggs and b warm if single is having breakfast in bed.I have always urged my Liberal Democrat colleagues at Westminster to buy the things; thus I fear I must shoulder some of the blame for Huhne getting into hot water after claiming for single on his expenses.Previously on Lord Bonkers' DiaryMonday: Sense on MPs' expensesTuesday: David Boyle - a star is born
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